vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

lastofthetimeladies:

colinfirth:

buttpower:

you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a  draw four

#friendship has no place at the uno table

#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played

lalondes:

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR STRAIGHT FEELINGS♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

astrokidmusic:

astrokidmusic:

I should just quit school and become a brostitute

you pay me to just hang out and chill

does anybody want to join me

we can start a

brothel

spelledjustlikeescape:

i’m breathing in

the chemicals